Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Merry Christmas Bitches

Christmas came early!  And by that I mean bah fucking hum bug!  Sorry, bitch if you are still reading my blog, but I am over being quiet!  You will silence me no more!

Today I lost my job of almost four years.  Nine days before Christmas, I judge myself every day and today I have done it a little more.  This job, I thought, was my family.  No warning, no nothing, just, the sick days you take off for your kids, too much!

The crazy thing is, in his goodbye, you are like a daughter to me speech, he was all, you are pretty, you get everything handed to you.

Fucking Really!!!!!!

What the fuck!!!!!

Seriously, what did I have handed to me?

What do I have?

Yeah, I am gorgeous, got every thing I want, take a picture of my happy life!

Thursday, June 13, 2013

Loving him is Red


Too Many Damn Love Songs!

Why is it when you break up with someone, everything reminds you of them?  All of our songs were playing on the radio on my way to work today.  Songs that usually are not even playing on the radio, now are on every station.

Another odd thing is when you tell people that you have broken up, everyone instantly, tells you how you will find someone else.  Someday, you will meet Mr. Amazing.  This superhuman perfection that doesn't even exist.  "Oh, don't you worry, you will find the right man!"  Really?  Can I get that in writing?  Because this last guy, pretty fucking amazing and that didn't work.  And while we are on the subject, I married a man that worshiped me and that didn't work either!  

What's the common denominator?  Me!  Oh, now it is starting to make sense! 

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Baby Daddy Ex's

Bitches be CRAZY!  And it looks like they all want a piece of me.  Jealousy is an evil green eyed monster.  Sorry ladies, I got it like that, don't hate!

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Sunday, June 2, 2013

Looks like since you teach high school, you still act like you are in it!

So, it looks like I now am getting in trouble for other people's blogs, and since now what I write is being brought into scrutiny, I have a message for little miss thing!  First of all, don't go looking for shit you can't handle, and when you find it keep my name out of your mouth! I didn't create your problems, you did!  Secondly, stop cyberstalking me.  Move on with your life.  Buy a vibrator, have an orgasm.


And as for you, I did not try to hurt you.  But you betrayed me, the one person I thought would have my back!

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Who could have thought

So life has thrown me a curve ball.  And I like it!

Sunday, January 13, 2013

have you ever

have you ever met someone that seems perfect?
did you ever think, they were your match?
was it because they acted like they wanted you?
maybe they made you feel special.
did you laugh and think they were lying?
for a second did you pretend?
were all the words what you wanted to hear?
could you tell they were lying?
did you want to tell them you weren't stupid

did you think about him
and
even through his flaws
his honesty,
never lied to you like that